Tag: 30-something
Saturday, October 16th, 2010
Day 148: No Sex
So I had my first meeting with the “reality dude” . . .
to see if he could possibility play any role in my current work-in-progress screenplay.
Forgive me for admitting that I have never managed to shake my bias – of deeming anyone who appears in a show with the word “Real” in the title . . . as anything but.
Although I was initially adverse to the idea of a rendezvous with a reality star . . . I was persuaded by my good friend Mark who thought us meeting could potentially be a win-win situation.
So we met Continue reading Blog #12: Reality Stars Are People Too
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Tuesday, August 24th, 2010
Day 95: No Sex
So the day finally arrived that I was scheduled to meet Max for lunch at “Bisous” in West Hollywood . . .
For those of you non-French speakers (like me), “Bisous” is the French word for “kiss.”
When I say “Bisous,” I sound like a really bad B movie actress – noticeably deficient of the skills required to simulate sexy foreign accents . . .
However when I imagine Max saying it . . . I picture his beautifully puckered strawberry stained Continue reading Blog #7: Underage
Tags: 30-something, awkward teenager, B movie, bad 80's hair band, beer, boyfriend, cabana boy, cappuccino, cheeseburger, coffee, dewy, fashionably late, flirtatious, footsies, girlfriend, heart, heartbreak, hot college boy, hot-man-boy, inviting, kiss, L.A., lip gloss, lips, Lucky Lopez, moist, passionately, piercing, relationship, sexually charged, soft, sorority hug, tragic, West Hollywood, wine slut
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Saturday, August 7th, 2010
(Cont’d from “Sexless Cougar Meets Unsuspecting Cub”)
Day 78: No Sex
Have you ever seen a male specimen approach you that was created so perfectly in every way – it’s as if an Abercrombie model spontaneously came to life out of a NY billboard ad and decided to grace you with his presence?
Well, if you haven’t been so lucky, 
I am here to inform you that it is a damn incredible, jaw dropping, great substitute for 78 days of no sex – experience.
When Max entered Continue reading Blog #5: To Taste Strawberry Stained Lips . .
Tags: 20-somethings, 30-something, Abercrombie model, Audrey Hepburn, beautiful, blonde, boyfriend, cabana boy, cellulite, chiseled, college, college chick, crow's feet, debonair, embarrassing, endearing, eye-candy, fantasy, friend for convenience, friend with benefits, greasy tacos, hangover, hot, hot-man-boy, immature, jaw dropping, kissable lips, liquor-deficient, low-rise jeans, Lucky, Lucky Lopez, Luke Skywalker, luscious, male specimen, manlier, mojito, nervous, painful zit, platonic friend, rocker t-shirt, Secret, seduced, self esteem issues, self-esteem, sex, sex-repressed, sexier, sexual depravity, sexy, skinny, smirk, sorority hug, strawberry stained, sultry, tall, tan
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Saturday, July 31st, 2010
DAY 71: No Sex
So I have decided to put a temporary pause on my assorted attempts to encourage my boyfriend to want to have sex with me.
My recent efforts have been futile, and I have come to the painful realization that maybe sometimes less is more, . . . except when it comes to having sex (of course).
Maybe I am simply a victim of that cursed “self fulfilling prophecy” – my insecurities having so deeply damaged my Continue reading Blog #4: Sexless Cougar Meets Unsuspecting Cub
Tags: 20-something, 30-something, approval, blush, boyfriend, break-up, cellulite, college, commitment, cougar, cub, dating, desirable, Dialogue, engagement, eye-candy, Frederick's, girl, guilty, Hollywood, hot, hunky, innocence, insecurities, L.A., lingerie, Los Angeles, Lucky Lopez, maintenance, manhood, mani, pedi, perfume, phobic, Pink, pity, pleasure, school, Secret, self, self-esteem, sex, sexually, sexy, thirty-something, twenty-something, vagina, Victoria's Secret, wardrobe
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