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Wednesday, September 1st, 2010
Day 103: No Sex

So I made my way down to Sunset Boulevard.
Destination: Stag
Victim: Max
I laughed out loud in my car several times considering the heinousness of my college-like crusade:
A 30-something lawyer heading to a sleazy bar eroded with immature adolescents whose primary responsibilities include looking hot, getting drunk and Continue reading Blog #8: Eating a Delicious Man Cupcake
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Friday, July 9th, 2010
Day 49: No Sex
Hello World! Welcome to my chatter blog.
My name is Lucky Lopez.
I live in the land of realized and broken dreams where the possibilities of life are enslaved to the nebulous concept of “luck,” . . . where burnt orange is the preferred “shade” in a complexion, and Friday night’s most desired destination is determined by the number of overeager paparazzi Continue reading Blog #1: My Sexless World
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