My sex life is certainly NOT like the movies, . . . I just wish it was ~ Lucky Lopez

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Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

Blog #9: Limp Spaghetti, Cold Fish, and No Sex

Day 109:  No Sex

It has been a week since I last saw Max, and we shared a hot mini make-out session in my car – post too many beers.

Admittedly, I have thought of him more than once since then . . .

Okay, like every ten minutes . . .

But I promise, every time I think of him I force myself to stop, until of course – an additional ten minutes elapses . . . and then I find myself repeating the vicious cycle.

I have not heard from Max since that infamous night.

Subsequently – this “insignificant” little detail has (of course) caused me to become Continue reading Blog #9: Limp Spaghetti, Cold Fish, and No Sex

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Tuesday, August 24th, 2010

Blog #7: Underage

Day 95:  No Sex

So the day finally arrived that I was scheduled to meet Max for lunch at “Bisous” in West Hollywood . . .

For those of you non-French speakers (like me), “Bisous” is the French word for “kiss.”

When I say “Bisous,” I sound like a really bad B movie actress – noticeably deficient of the skills required to simulate sexy foreign accents . . .

However when I imagine Max saying it . . . I picture his beautifully puckered strawberry stained Continue reading Blog #7: Underage

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Saturday, August 7th, 2010

Blog #5: To Taste Strawberry Stained Lips . .

(Cont’d from “Sexless Cougar Meets Unsuspecting Cub”)

Day 78:  No Sex

Have you ever seen a male specimen approach you that was created so perfectly in every way – it’s as if an Abercrombie model spontaneously came to life out of a NY billboard ad and decided to grace you with his presence?

Well, if you haven’t been so lucky, I am here to inform you that it is a damn incredible, jaw dropping, great substitute for 78 days of no sex – experience.

When Max entered Continue reading Blog #5: To Taste Strawberry Stained Lips . .

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