Day 103: No Sex
So I made my way down to Sunset Boulevard.
Destination: Stag
Victim: Max
I laughed out loud in my car several times considering the heinousness of my college-like crusade:
A 30-something lawyer heading to a sleazy bar eroded with immature adolescents whose primary responsibilities include looking hot, getting drunk and Continue reading Blog #8: Eating a Delicious Man Cupcake
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(Cont’d from “Sexless Cougar Meets Unsuspecting Cub”)
Day 78: No Sex
Have you ever seen a male specimen approach you that was created so perfectly in every way – it’s as if an Abercrombie model spontaneously came to life out of a NY billboard ad and decided to grace you with his presence?
Well, if you haven’t been so lucky, 
I am here to inform you that it is a damn incredible, jaw dropping, great substitute for 78 days of no sex – experience.
When Max entered Continue reading Blog #5: To Taste Strawberry Stained Lips . .
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DAY 71: No Sex
So I have decided to put a temporary pause on my assorted attempts to encourage my boyfriend to want to have sex with me.
My recent efforts have been futile, and I have come to the painful realization that maybe sometimes less is more, . . . except when it comes to having sex (of course).
Maybe I am simply a victim of that cursed “self fulfilling prophecy” – my insecurities having so deeply damaged my Continue reading Blog #4: Sexless Cougar Meets Unsuspecting Cub
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