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Tuesday, September 7th, 2010
Day 109: No Sex
It has been a week since I last saw Max, and we shared a hot mini make-out session in my car – post too many beers.
Admittedly, I have thought of him more than once since then . . .
Okay, like every ten minutes . . .
But I promise, every time I think of him I force myself to stop, until of course – an additional ten minutes elapses . . . and then I find myself repeating the vicious cycle.
I have not heard from Max since that infamous night.
Subsequently – this “insignificant” little detail has (of course) caused me to become Continue reading Blog #9: Limp Spaghetti, Cold Fish, and No Sex
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Wednesday, September 1st, 2010
Day 103: No Sex
So I made my way down to Sunset Boulevard.
Destination: Stag
Victim: Max
I laughed out loud in my car several times considering the heinousness of my college-like crusade:
A 30-something lawyer heading to a sleazy bar eroded with immature adolescents whose primary responsibilities include looking hot, getting drunk and Continue reading Blog #8: Eating a Delicious Man Cupcake
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Tuesday, August 24th, 2010
Day 95: No Sex
So the day finally arrived that I was scheduled to meet Max for lunch at “Bisous” in West Hollywood . . .
For those of you non-French speakers (like me), “Bisous” is the French word for “kiss.”
When I say “Bisous,” I sound like a really bad B movie actress – noticeably deficient of the skills required to simulate sexy foreign accents . . .
However when I imagine Max saying it . . . I picture his beautifully puckered strawberry stained Continue reading Blog #7: Underage
Tags: 30-something, awkward teenager, B movie, bad 80's hair band, beer, boyfriend, cabana boy, cappuccino, cheeseburger, coffee, dewy, fashionably late, flirtatious, footsies, girlfriend, heart, heartbreak, hot college boy, hot-man-boy, inviting, kiss, L.A., lip gloss, lips, Lucky Lopez, moist, passionately, piercing, relationship, sexually charged, soft, sorority hug, tragic, West Hollywood, wine slut
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Sunday, August 15th, 2010
Day 86: No Sex
So it has been a week since I last saw “Mr. Abercrombie” Max and we shared our way too innocent (for my taste) rendezvous at that cute little French bistro in West Hollywood.
I tried to put the event behind me, knowing that the pursuit of anything further would be an extremely imprudent choice.
However earlier this week, I was surprised to find a piece of college loose leaf paper with Max’s Continue reading Blog #6: “Unfaithful”?
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