My sex life is certainly NOT like the movies, . . . I just wish it was ~ Lucky Lopez

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Saturday, October 1st, 2011

Blog #20: The “Improvement” Committee

Marilyn Monroe once said “I’m selfish, impatient, and insecure. I make mistakes. I am out of control and at times, hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best.”

I am a huge proponent and subscriber of this mentality.  Of course, I don’t look like Marilyn Monroe . . . nor am I “gifted” like her, so it’s kinda hard to advertise a similar trade-off to a potential date or partner.

Nonetheless, I choose to believe that I am a “catch” to someone . . . out there . . . somewhere . . . in this universe.

I mean, isn’t that the purpose and motivation behind dating?  You throw all your cards out there, hoping they will land in a pattern or combination that someone Continue reading Blog #20: The “Improvement” Committee

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Friday, September 16th, 2011

Blog #19: Is Passion A Hazard?

I have frequently been accused of being passionate . . .
well, I call it passionate . . . others may choose to call it: animated, intense, melodramatic, fervent, and hot-headed – to name a few alternatives . . .

I just call it passionate.

I suppose I was born this way . . . or so it seems – as evidenced by my mother’s overly eager desire to share childhood stories – wherein I would purportedly get so angry, I would tremble in my tiny bones – tight fisted as all hell get out, and purple veins would rear their ugly head on the paleness of my 2 yr. old forehead.

Passion, . . . yes, that’s what I call it.

I can agree that the fact that I am 36 and still unmarried may indicate that my “passion” may possibly be Continue reading Blog #19: Is Passion A Hazard?

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Monday, March 14th, 2011

Blog #17: Love, Lust and Losing

Day 295:  No Sex

Okay, so I know you are wondering where the hell I’ve been . . . 

To be quite honest, I am too . . .

Wondering where the hell I’ve been (that is).

You know life is funny sometimes . . . okay . . .  dammit . . . most of the time.

We put ourselves out there . . . throw caution to the wind . . . flick ourselves at LOVE like spaghetti on a wall and hope Continue reading Blog #17: Love, Lust and Losing

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Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

Blog #15: Spending the Night with Reality Dude

Day 179:  No Sex

So in our last phone conversation, reality dude was deficient of small talk – leading me to conclude that this hombre is an hombre of action, and not words.

And for that, I am awarding him a shiny gold star for a good start

. . .

considering my last boyfriend was a man of ummm . . . neither.

I knew a face to face would be required if I ever cared to get to know reality dude beyond any of my initial superficial perceptions.

So when I decided to call him a few days later, I was beyond shocked when he asked:  “You wanna come over for dinner?”

Although my knee jerk reaction prompted a casual affirmation, I was later swelled by anxiety as I began to contemplate all the possible interpretations of “dinner” . . .

For a single chick . . . being invited by a potential beau to “come over for dinner” can mean a multitude of things; including but not Continue reading Blog #15: Spending the Night with Reality Dude

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Thursday, November 4th, 2010

Blog #14: To Date or Not to Date (Reality Dude)

Day 166:  No Sex

. . . Continued from “Phone Call From Reality Dude”

“Hello?”

a distinctive man’s voice answered on the other end of the line.

It was “Reality Dude” sounding even manlier and sexier than I had remembered.

I wondered whether somehow my google “stalking” over the last week had subconsciously increased his dating “cache” . . .

He was still the guy who I met (quite hesitantly) at a coffee shop a week prior . . .

The “womanizer” reality star who surprisingly peaked my interest . . .

not only because he was far more intriguing than the egotistical guy he “played” on reality TV, . . .

but also because I felt strangely attractive, sexy, and Continue reading Blog #14: To Date or Not to Date (Reality Dude)

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Saturday, October 16th, 2010

Blog #12: Reality Stars Are People Too

Day 148:  No Sex

So I had my first meeting with the “reality dude” . . .

to see if he could possibility play any role in my current work-in-progress screenplay.

Forgive me for admitting that I have never managed to shake my bias – of deeming anyone who appears in a show with the word “Real” in the title . . . as anything but.

Although I was initially adverse to the idea of a rendezvous with a reality star . . . I was persuaded by my good friend Mark who thought us meeting could potentially be a win-win situation.

So we met Continue reading Blog #12: Reality Stars Are People Too

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Thursday, September 30th, 2010

Blog #11: Reality Stars, Lawyers, and Cancer Sticks

Day 132:  No Sex

So if you have missed me, I am thoroughly sorry for not having blogged sooner.

Life has been somewhat chaotic, however please do accept my apologies while I (admittedly) marvel and grovel in the fact that I have actually been missed . . .

Being missed is quite an important and underrated form of affection you know . . .

It is that appreciated affirmation that your existence on earth is not entirely and completely in vain.

I know a few of you have actually Continue reading Blog #11: Reality Stars, Lawyers, and Cancer Sticks

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Friday, July 23rd, 2010

Blog #3: Lucky Lopez’s Lesson #2

Day 63:  No Sex

Never assume that a prized technique that consistently works on one man, will work on another.

So I have now survived 2 months and 1 week – trudging through the desperate dessert sands of my sexual drought.

My boyfriend (of 3 months) and I have not had sex in 63 long, frustrating days.

The continual mystery is that Continue reading Blog #3: Lucky Lopez’s Lesson #2

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Friday, July 9th, 2010

Blog #1: My Sexless World

Day 49:  No Sex

Hello World!  Welcome to my chatter blog.

My name is Lucky Lopez.

I live in the land of realized and broken dreams where the possibilities of life are enslaved to the nebulous concept of “luck,” . . . where burnt orange is the preferred “shade” in a complexion, and Friday night’s most desired destination is determined by the number of overeager paparazzi Continue reading Blog #1: My Sexless World

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