My sex life is certainly NOT like the movies, . . . I just wish it was ~ Lucky Lopez

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Thursday, December 2nd, 2010

Blog #16: Waking Up Next to Reality Dude

Day 194:  No Sex

As the sting of a sip/turned gulp of full-bodied carbernet began to settle into my taste buds, I contemplated the words that just came from RD’s mouth:

“Wanna spend the night?”

My mind became a fortuitous circus – playing out all of the endless scenarios:  all the things I “did” and “didn’t” want to Continue reading Blog #16: Waking Up Next to Reality Dude

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Thursday, September 16th, 2010

Blog #10: Anatomy Revelations

Day 118:  No Sex

So I have decided to take a vacation from my “no-sex” obsession and attempt to find passion in other areas of my life.

I have realized that any attempt to reverse my current sexless situation is depressingly futile.

As far as the Max “thing” is concerned – I think I can count on becoming the first Latina president of the United States more than I can the possibility of that boy being any sort of a consistent option.

. . .

I still have not heard from him since he kissed Continue reading Blog #10: Anatomy Revelations

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Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

Blog #8: Eating a Delicious Man Cupcake

Day 103:  No Sex

So I made my way down to Sunset Boulevard.

Destination: Stag

Victim: Max

I laughed out loud in my car several times considering the heinousness of my college-like crusade:

A 30-something lawyer heading to a sleazy bar eroded with immature adolescents whose primary responsibilities include looking hot, getting drunk and Continue reading Blog #8: Eating a Delicious Man Cupcake

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Friday, July 16th, 2010

Blog #2: Lucky Lopez’s Lesson #1:

Day 56:  No Sex

Lesson #1:  Never spend too much money on lingerie that may never be removed, noticed, or acknowledged by your beau.

So here I am – back to the (sex) drawing board.

It has been a week since I last sat here, spewing like a cheesy telenovela star about my in-the-bedroom misfortunes – convinced that Continue reading Blog #2: Lucky Lopez’s Lesson #1:

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