Day 194: No Sex
As the sting of a sip/turned gulp of full-bodied carbernet began to settle into my taste buds, I contemplated the words that just came from RD’s mouth:
“Wanna spend the night?”
My mind became a fortuitous circus – playing out all of the endless scenarios: all the things I “did” and “didn’t” want to Continue reading Blog #16: Waking Up Next to Reality Dude
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Day 118: No Sex
So I have decided to take a vacation from my “no-sex” obsession and attempt to find passion in other areas of my life.
I have realized that any attempt to reverse my current sexless situation is depressingly futile.
As far as the Max “thing” is concerned – I think I can count on becoming the first Latina president of the United States more than I can the possibility of that boy being any sort of a consistent option.
. . .
I still have not heard from him since he kissed Continue reading Blog #10: Anatomy Revelations
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Day 103: No Sex
So I made my way down to Sunset Boulevard.
Destination: Stag
Victim: Max
I laughed out loud in my car several times considering the heinousness of my college-like crusade:
A 30-something lawyer heading to a sleazy bar eroded with immature adolescents whose primary responsibilities include looking hot, getting drunk and Continue reading Blog #8: Eating a Delicious Man Cupcake
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Day 56: No Sex
Lesson #1: Never spend too much money on lingerie that may never be removed, noticed, or acknowledged by your beau.
So here I am – back to the (sex) drawing board.
It has been a week since I last sat here, spewing like a cheesy telenovela star about my in-the-bedroom misfortunes – convinced that Continue reading Blog #2: Lucky Lopez’s Lesson #1:
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