Tag: sexless
Thursday, September 16th, 2010
Day 118: No Sex
So I have decided to take a vacation from my “no-sex” obsession and attempt to find passion in other areas of my life.
I have realized that any attempt to reverse my current sexless situation is depressingly futile.
As far as the Max “thing” is concerned – I think I can count on becoming the first Latina president of the United States more than I can the possibility of that boy being any sort of a consistent option.
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I still have not heard from him since he kissed Continue reading Blog #10: Anatomy Revelations
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Wednesday, September 1st, 2010
Day 103: No Sex
So I made my way down to Sunset Boulevard.
Destination: Stag
Victim: Max
I laughed out loud in my car several times considering the heinousness of my college-like crusade:
A 30-something lawyer heading to a sleazy bar eroded with immature adolescents whose primary responsibilities include looking hot, getting drunk and Continue reading Blog #8: Eating a Delicious Man Cupcake
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Sunday, August 15th, 2010
Day 86: No Sex
So it has been a week since I last saw “Mr. Abercrombie” Max and we shared our way too innocent (for my taste) rendezvous at that cute little French bistro in West Hollywood.
I tried to put the event behind me, knowing that the pursuit of anything further would be an extremely imprudent choice.
However earlier this week, I was surprised to find a piece of college loose leaf paper with Max’s Continue reading Blog #6: “Unfaithful”?
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