Day 86: No Sex
So it has been a week since I last saw “Mr. Abercrombie” Max and we shared our way too innocent (for my taste) rendezvous at that cute little French bistro in West Hollywood.
I tried to put the event behind me, knowing that the pursuit of anything further would be an extremely imprudent choice.
However earlier this week, I was surprised to find a piece of college loose leaf paper with Max’s Continue reading Blog #6: “Unfaithful”?
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DAY 71: No Sex
So I have decided to put a temporary pause on my assorted attempts to encourage my boyfriend to want to have sex with me.
My recent efforts have been futile, and I have come to the painful realization that maybe sometimes less is more, . . . except when it comes to having sex (of course).
Maybe I am simply a victim of that cursed “self fulfilling prophecy” – my insecurities having so deeply damaged my Continue reading Blog #4: Sexless Cougar Meets Unsuspecting Cub
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Day 63: No Sex
Never assume that a prized technique that consistently works on one man, will work on another.
So I have now survived 2 months and 1 week – trudging through the desperate dessert sands of my sexual drought.
My boyfriend (of 3 months) and I have not had sex in 63 long, frustrating days.
The continual mystery is that Continue reading Blog #3: Lucky Lopez’s Lesson #2
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Day 56: No Sex
Lesson #1: Never spend too much money on lingerie that may never be removed, noticed, or acknowledged by your beau.
So here I am – back to the (sex) drawing board.
It has been a week since I last sat here, spewing like a cheesy telenovela star about my in-the-bedroom misfortunes – convinced that Continue reading Blog #2: Lucky Lopez’s Lesson #1:
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